Down on the Bingo FarmOh, the farmer's name was Hiram
In the morning he would hire 'em
In the evening he would fire 'em
Down on the Bingo farm
Oh, the wife's name was Lucy
And she was kinda woozy
From drinking apple juicy
Down on the Bingo farm
Oh, the maid's name was Mabel
And she spilled milk on the table
So now she sleeps in the stable
Down on the Bingo farm
Oh, the handyman's name was Moses
And he had ten toeses
So he didn't smell like roses
Down on the Bingo farm
Oh, the dog's name was Rover
And he used to roam all over
But now he sleeps in the clover
Down on the Bingo farm
CHORUS:
On the
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
Down on the Bingo farm
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There's a Hole in the BucketThere's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, my love.
Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, my love?
With wood, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With wood, dear Henry, dear Henry, with wood.
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, my love?
With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, an axe.
The axe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The axe is too dull, dear Liza, my love.
So hone it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So hone it, dear Henry, dear Henry, hone it.
With what shall I hone it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I hone it, dear Liza, my love?
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, my love.
So wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, my love?
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, with water.
With what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, my love?
With a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, a bucket!
But... there's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, my love.
http://barrygoldberg.net/sillysongs.htmWaddely acheeWaddely achee waddeley achee doodley doo doodley doo Waddely achee waddeley achee doodley doo doodley doo
Simplest thing there isn't much to it, all you've got to do is doodley do it,I like the rest , but the part I like best is doodley doodley doo
http://www.scoutorama.com/song/song_display.cfm?song_id=61Mairzy doats
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mairzy_DoatsThe State SongOh what did Dela ware, friends, Oh what did Dela ware?
I ask you again, as a personal friend, what did Dela ware?
She wore her New Jersey, friends, she wore her New Jersey.
I tell you again, as a personal friend, she wore her New Jersey.
Oh, how did Flori-die, friends? She died in Mis-sour-i, friends.
Oh, what did Io-way, friends? She weighed a Washington, friends.
Oh, what did Ida-ho, friends? She hoed her Mary-land, friends.
Oh, how did Wiscon-sin, friends? She stole a New-bras-key, friends.
Oh, what did Tennessee, friends? She saw what Arkan-sas, friends.
Oh, where has Ore-gon, friends? She's taking Okla-home, friends.
Oh, what did Massa-chew, friends? She chewed her Connecti-cud, friends.
Oh, what did Missi-sip, friends? She sipped her Mini-soda, friends.
Oh, what did Ohi-owe, friends? She owed her state Taxes, friends.
Oh, why did Califone, friends? She called to say, "Hawaii," friends.
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